Trump Claims Successful a Golf Match He Seems to Have Cheated in Makes Him Match to Be President

Over the weekend, Donald Trump participated in a golf match. Did he win? Nicely, that relies on who you ask. In case you ask Trump, he did, writing on Fact Social that it was a “nice honor to have received the Senior Membership Championship at Trump Worldwide Golf Membership, among the finest programs within the Nation, in Palm Seaside County, Florida. Competed towards many high quality golfers, and was hitting the ball lengthy and straight.” In case you ask the opposite individuals who performed within the match, he didn’t actually, and solely received by dishonest.

Per The Unbiased:

Mr Trump’s announcement…could have come as a shock to these following his actions this weekend, since a video appeared on-line of him delivering a eulogy on the funeral of the North Carolina vlogger Diamond on Saturday. Membership sources quoted by the Every day Mail described opponents’ shock once they arrived on Sunday for the second day of the match to search out Mr Trump’s identify on the high of the leaderboard—5 factors away from Saturday’s greatest performer.

The Mail reported that Mr Trump advised organisers he had performed a robust spherical on the course on Thursday and determined that might depend as his first day’s rating.

Is dishonest at golf, on the age of 76, a very ridiculous factor to do? Positive. Is it one thing that Donald Trump is understood for? Sure. Is the much more absurd a part of this story the truth that Trump went onto declare that his alleged victory was proof he’s match to be president of the US? Certainly!

After declaring that he’d “received” the match, the ex-president advised his followers: “The rationale that I announce this on fabulous TRUTH is that, in a really possible way, it serves as a bodily examination, solely MUCH harder. You want energy and stamina to WIN, & I’ve energy & stamina – most others don’t. You additionally want energy & stamina to GOVERN!”

Whereas the previous man didn’t go onto counsel the following presidential election be determined by golf match, there’s completely a nonzero likelihood he was pondering it.

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