Jimmy Kimmel may be very assured that Donald Trump will quickly discover himself within the slammer. Days after roasting Trump for his reported try to censor Jimmy Kimmel Reside! whereas he was in workplace, Kimmel laid into the previous president as soon as once more for protesting his innocence earlier than talking at this yr’s Conservative Political Motion Convention (CPAC).
“In Washington, the fascist and the livid have gathered to reward their lord and savior Donald Trump on the annual CPAC conference,” mentioned Kimmel on the high of his Thursday evening monologue. The comic defined that Trump is ready to talk on the convention on Saturday, and that the ex-president has already begun to gin up his base and stoke conspiracy theories on social media platforms like Fact Social. “The Tandalorian was very fired up right this moment,” quipped Kimmel. “He wrote in all caps ‘They’re not coming for me. They’re coming for you. I am simply of their means.’”
The comic then immediately addressed Trump, whom NY prosecutor Mark Pomerantz says is “responsible of quite a few felony violations;” he’s at present being investigated by the Division of Justice. “No, they’re coming for you,” mentioned Kimmel. “Whenever you get arrested, none of the remainder of us are coming to jail with you. You are gonna be begging for hairspray alone.”
Kimmel then turned his consideration to CPAC, which he described as a convention comprised of “each low hire radio host and and podcast racist with a die job and a fleece vest.”
“Keep in mind the primary seasons of American Idol, when the losers would simply line up and be mowed down by Simon Cowell?” requested Kimmel. “It is like that, however with out Simon Cowell.”
Kimmel additionally had some smoke for Trump’s eldest son, Donald Trump Jr., who’s talking at CPAC on Friday. Kimmel roasted “DJ TJ” by overlaying a sport of Fruit Ninja on a video of Jr. gesticulating as he tore into former speaker of the home Paul Ryan for not attending CPAC.
Kimmel then performed a clip of former Vice President Mike Pence fastidiously avoiding endorsing Donald Trump for president in an interview with CBS Information. “Has anybody dodged extra questions than Mike Pence?” requested Kimmel. “This man was Donald Trump’s vice chairman, and he would not vote for him. You notice how uncommon that’s? It is like if macaroni mentioned good bye to cheese.”