Poor, hapless Greg. On the premiere episode of the ultimate season of Succession, Greg the Egg (Nicholas Braun) made the grave mistake of bringing a date, Bridget (Francesca Root-Dodson), to Logan’s birthday—somebody who will not be utterly accustomed to how the opposite half lives. The proof? Her alternative in equipment, which Tom (Matthew MacFadyen) expertly skewered, setting the web ablaze together with his completely withering learn of her “ludicrously capacious bag.”
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“Why?” snarls Tom at Greg, explaining his date’s fake pas. “As a result of she’s introduced a ludicrously capacious bag. What’s even in there, huh? Flat footwear for the subway? Her lunch pail? I imply, Greg, it’s monstrous. It’s gargantuan. You would take it tenting. You would slide it throughout the ground after a financial institution job.”
Clearly, the $2900 Burberry bag was a trend do not. Its form (lunch pail), its dimension (gargantuan)—merely all fallacious for a excessive society occasion. Bridget ought to have recognized Logan’s birthday was a Birkin solely house (Kelly most popular)—perhaps a Telfar, if paired with the fitting footwear. Fake pas would not even start to cowl it. The web is effectively conscious, taking Tom’s extremely particular insult and working with it. You simply know that if Succession have been set in Austen-era England, Mr. Darcy would have mentioned the identical factor.
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To be honest to Bridget, her bag shouldn’t be the worst bag that movie and tv has ever seen. That honor rightfully belongs to both of two choices courtesy of the Intercourse and the Metropolis cinematic universe. Think about, if you’ll, what would have occurred had Bridget introduced Carrie Bradshaw’s ugly swan purse to Logan’s fete… not to mention the Louis Vitton bag Carrie gifted her assistant Louise (poor Jennifer Hudson) within the first Intercourse and the Metropolis film, extensively thought of the ugliest bag in cinematic history. We worry Bridget would have been laughed out of well mannered society (extra so than she already was).
