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Contemplate Your self Warned: Gwyneth Paltrow Is Attempting to Make “Free Birding” Occur

William Shakespeare. John Milton. Lewis Carroll. Gwyneth Paltrow.

Probably the most influential neologist of the twenty first century is again with one other banger: Paltrow, who originated each her high-end life-style model Goop and the time period “acutely aware uncoupling” to explain the softer aspect of divorce when she parted methods with husband Chris Martin in 2015, has struck once more. In an interview with Individuals, Paltrow, 51, ruminated on her upcoming “new chapter” in terminology that faintly echoes the tender lapping of the Amagansett sea waves in opposition to the shore and the whispery whoosh of linen on linen.

When son Moses, at present a senior in highschool, goes off to varsity subsequent 12 months (elder daughter Apple is already there, a sophomore at Vanderbilt), Paltrow and husband Brad Falchuk gained’t be empty nesters. Oh no. No, no. They’ll be “free birds.”

“I’m making an attempt to reframe it in order that I can no less than attempt to persuade myself there’s some type of a silver lining,” she stated. “Empty nest sounds so unhappy and lonely.”

If anybody could make the brand new time period catch on, truthfully, it’s Paltrow. Wing-spreading and all that, you understand? That nest, when embellished in tasteful beiges, could be a good place to be, little chicks, prolonged metaphor, or not. The time period has “masstige”—a brand new time period combining “mass” and “status” she realized with the discharge of her new, extra inexpensive skincare and wellness line, good.clear.goop—enchantment, it’s important to admit.

“I consider that life, particularly for ladies, is available in chapters,” she stated. “That is actually going to be a brand new chapter for me.”

In a latest interview with the New York Instances, Paltrow mirrored on her legacy, together with introducing a candle that smells like her vagina to the moneyed lots, ushering within the period of “acutely aware uncoupling,” and now, perhaps even embracing “free birding” with open arms. Er, wings.

“If historical past has proven me something, it’s that I’m all the time wanting again, going, ‘Wow, that was an fascinating factor to experiment with,” she stated.

Fly, Gwyneth. Fly.