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Ariana Grande Has Entered the SpongeBobverse, and It’s Already Gotten Bizarre

Issues have gotten bizarre currently, haven’t they? Perhaps it’s the warmth, perhaps there’s one thing within the air. Moviegoers are storming the streets of their neon pink finery to see Barbie, folks within the Hamptons are dropping the equal of the GDP of small nations to maintain their lawns cute, and Ariana Grande is reportedly relationship one Mr. SquarePants within the wake of the announcement of her divorce from Dalton Gomez.

Sure, Grande seems to have outed herself as one thing of a Nickelodeon Grownup, years after she shed her Nickelodeon Youngster Star picture, swapping “star of Sam & Cat” for “worldwide pop star.” She is reportedly relationship Ethan Slater, her costar within the upcoming two-part Depraved film and can be a SpongeBob. Notice: Not the SpongeBob. Slater starred because the extra-absorbent titular character within the unique solid of the stage musical based mostly on the youngsters’s present, for which he earned a Tony nomination.

A minimum of one individual want to level out that that’s not the identical as being SpongeBob on the animated present. Jill Talley is proving she’s carrying the SquarePants in her personal life, and clearing up any confusion. Talley voices Karen Plankton on the TV present, and, importantly, is married to Tom Kenny, who voices SpongeBob. She took to Instagram Friday to make clear that, no, she is the one Harmful Lady her mans is relationship, commenting on a submit by The Lower.

“Hello everybody, I’m married to Tom Kenny (who voices SpongeBob on the TV present),” she wrote. “He isn’t relationship Ariana Grande. I don’t know if Ethan Slater (who performed SpongeBob within the musical) is or isn’t relationship Ariana Grande. Nevertheless, they’re each lovable and I completely ship it. Simply wished to set the file straight. PS: as for me and Tom Kenny—we’re celebrating our twenty seventh wedding ceremony anniversary at present.”

On her personal grid, Talley shared a photograph of herself and Kenny on the set of the music video for the Smashing Pumpkins’ “Tonight, Tonight” in celebration of the large two-seven.

Oh, barnacles. It appears to be like like we’ve entered the SpongeBobverse. So long as we respect the canon occasions and don’t alter the key recipe for the Krusty Patty, all ought to stay calm within the pineapple beneath the ocean.