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Tucker Carlson Takes Break From M&M’s Meltdown to Counsel US Invade Canada

Tucker Carlson has been extremely busy this previous month decrying the “woke” adjustments to M&M’s which have rendered the candies apparently unfuckable within the eyes of the Fox Information host. “Mars made their M&M characters as unattractive as doable,” he instructed viewers earlier this week. “The inexperienced M&M misplaced her horny boots, the brown M&M her stiletto heels…The corporate added overweight and distinctly frumpy lesbian M&M’s.” Nonetheless, on Thursday, he took a break from this essential story to shine a lightweight on one other main matter: that Canadian prime minister Justin Trudeau is—unbeknownst to the remainder of the world—an authoritarian dictator from whom the folks of Canada should be liberated.

Referencing the 2022 protests by anti-vaccine truckers—whose demonstrations had disrupted the move of commerce between Canada and the US and whose arrests Carlson had claimed had been proof the nation was a dictatorship—the conservative discuss present host steered on Tucker Carlson At present that the US ought to invade our neighbors within the north.

“I am utterly in favor of a Bay of Pigs operation to liberate that nation,” Carlson mentioned, not mentioning how the Bay of Pigs really labored out. “Why ought to we stand again and let our largest buying and selling accomplice, the nation with which we share the longest border, and truly, I’ll simply say, an important nation, I really like Canada, I’ve all the time liked Canada due to its pure magnificence, why ought to we let it develop into Cuba?” he requested. “Like, why don’t we liberate it? We’re spending all this cash to liberate Ukraine from the Russians, why are we not sending an armed power north to liberate Canada from Trudeau? And, I imply it.”

Then he steered he was simply joking, saying: “I’m simply speaking myself right into a frenzy right here.”

By the way, regardless of claiming to “love” Canada, this isn’t the primary time Carlson has had beef with the place, calling it, in 2019, a “sick society” that “hates itself.”

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