Patrick Dempsey was just lately named the Sexiest Man Alive, and I’ve little doubt that his beautiful coif contributed to the trigger. It’s becoming, then, that simply over per week later, The Impartial introduced its annual choose for “Sexiest Bald Man,” as a result of hair alone doesn’t a heartthrob make. Prince William took high honors for 2023, however many on the market didn’t agree with the choose, and Stanley Tucci followers took to social media with their vocal reactions.
The Impartial performed its examine via the advertising and marketing company Reboot, which checked out what number of instances celebrities’ names had been searched on-line with the phrases “shirtless” or “bare,” after which mixed these outcomes with different components which may contribute to at least one’s attract, like internet price, top, vocal attractiveness and, after all, their scalp’s shine issue. In the long run, the royal dome shone brightest, however that simply wouldn’t do for followers of The Pretty Bones actor, with one writing on X:
Stanley Tucci isn’t sweating over a pot of al dente risotto on TikTok every day for this.
I like to see a person fixing up an Italian feast as a lot as the subsequent particular person — particularly if the dinners contain his bromance with Robert Downey Jr. — however possibly these movies, regardless of how luxurious, didn’t translate into requests to see Stanley Tucci bare? That’s only a idea, as a result of not solely did the Satan Wears Prada actor not beat out Prince William, he failed to point out up wherever within the high 10 record of Sexiest Bald Males. This fan urged The Impartial needs to be ashamed with itself, writing:
Think about publishing this when Stanley Tucci exists.
Vin Diesel was relegated again to second place this 12 months, after overtaking Prince William within the 2022 examine. Jason Statham got here in third, adopted by Samuel L. Jackson, Jeff Bezos, Michael Jordan, Dwayne Johnson, Shemar Moore, Shaquille O’Neal and Terry Crews. There are some sturdy contenders on that record to make sure, however not a Stanley Tucci in sight. Followers continued to air their grievances on X, posting:
- Stanley Tucci didn’t spend his time making filthy cocktails for this injustice. – EmiGarside
- Solely Stanley Tucci wins this examine. – mahobili
- This has occurred earlier than. It was flawed then, it is flawed now. The Stanley Tucci erasure won’t ever prevail. – ChaosKittyEm
- I want to have a number of phrases on Stanley Tucci’s behalf. – tchoupa_style
- Is the attractive within the room with us?! I’m getting bored with y’all disrespecting Stanley Tucci to prop up this man’s ego. – destinycallzu
Prince William additionally claimed high bragging rights on this record in 2021, with Stanley Tucci followers vocalizing their displeasure then, too. Dwayne Johnson even spoke out in regards to the Sexiest Bald Males record that 12 months, however his complaints weren’t with being means down within the ninth-place spot or Stanley Tucci’s title being left off, however reasonably with the publication someway overlooking Seinfeld creator Larry David’s stunning baldness.
The Prince of Wales appears to have his spot on the record locked down, however no less than Stanley Tucci’s followers are doing their half to place his title within the dialog for subsequent 12 months’s record.
